from now on my penis is your penis
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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