Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
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The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
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I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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