Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
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I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
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I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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