That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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