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On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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