suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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