Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
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