May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
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Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
You did what with his pubic hair?
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