I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Randomize
