But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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