Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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