"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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