can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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