my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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