worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
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There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
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I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.