Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list