I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
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Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.