So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
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karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy