ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
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i want to swaddle you in tequila
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
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I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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