let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
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I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
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We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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