spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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