this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
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I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
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I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Sext me about skeletons
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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