What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
did i just pee glitter
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Randomize
