NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
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That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
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i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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