she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
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Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
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I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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