i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
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Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
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So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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