did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
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We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
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you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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