I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
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want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
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When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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