Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
