kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
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I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
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