Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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