party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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