she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
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she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
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Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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