you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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