Just mADE A PArabola og urine
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
this boner is exhausting
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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