I wanna passion pit in your ass
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
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