Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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