I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
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Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
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I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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