yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
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apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
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I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Bring me that man meat
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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