If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
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It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
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Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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