I need help removing her.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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