yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
