I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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