It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
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It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
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If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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