did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
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I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
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Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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