Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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