im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
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Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
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