This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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