My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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