Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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