You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
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Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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