we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
P.S. I can't hear my feet
handjob tips. give me some.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
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his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
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He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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