My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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