Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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