how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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