If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Randomize
