Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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