I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
i've created a new STD.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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