Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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