idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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